the community coin that celebrates fine art badgers
In 2003 the internet discovered its final form: badgers dancing forever.
We put it on the blockchain because somebody had to.
(yes it's a real metaplex candy machine. no we could not design it well. that's the point)
0 / 111 badgers escaped
🎟️ 1,000,000 $BADGER per crank
wallet connect coming when the candy machine goes on-chain.
for now: crank for a free preview badger
$BADGER is a community coin on Solana celebrating the eternal badger dance. It does nothing. The badgers keep dancing whether you buy or not. That is the whole point.
111 unique Badgers, generated by AI told very strictly to draw badly. MS Paint style, crayon scribbles, cursed clipart. Every trait pre-generated, combined per badger, verified unique. Metaplex metadata, tradeable on Magic Eden.
We use the cheapest model on Replicate because spending money on art would betray the meme. Trait references are pre-generated once, then combined into each of the 111 finals. Total art budget: about four dollars.
Every ~30 seconds a snake appears on this website. This is not a bug. aaah it's a snake.
Strict trait system. Every option appears an exact number of times across the 111 badgers — no fuzzy odds, the counts are law.
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